The Bar is a City looting location in Death Road to Canada. It is a one-room building with Bottles and Pool Cues strewn about and an unconscious human that may be resuscitated and brought out of the mission for rewards or recruitment. A Poolcue Spear may replace a regular pool cue, a set of weapons and corresponding ammo may spawn, and a Love Tester may be present for potential Morale gains or losses.
Passed Out[]
[Character] has seen this kind of thing before.
This person clearly drank too much soda judging from the bottles lying around.
Now he/she's in need of food to even out his/her blood sugar.
[If no food collected during current mission]: There might be some food in a nearby building...
- [Character] revives using medical skills (Medical level 5 or greater)
- Feed him/her 1 food (Must be collected in the same mission)
- [Pet] revives him/her via face licking
- Leave him alone
- Poke him/her for 4 hours (No food collected)
[Character] revives using medical skills[]
[Character] makes a careful diagnosis, and then starts kicking [Rescuee] on the rump.
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Feed him/her 1 food[]
[Character] starts smooshing some food on [Rescuee]'s mouth as he/she sleeps.
-1 Food
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[Pet] revives him/her via face licking[]
[Character] starts licking [Rescuee]'s face as he/she sleeps.
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Poke him/her for 4 hours[]
[Character] pokes [Rescuee] to wake him/her up from sleep. It takes four consecutive hours of continuous poking.
Mission clock progresses 4 hours 4-7 zombies spawn in the room
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OK, I'm awake!
He/She says he/she'll follow you for awhile. Also that you should meet him/her outside of town, if you both make it.
NPC starts following the party
The Love Tester[]
It's an old fashioned Love Tester machine!
Will this reveal HIDDEN TRUTHS about [Character]?
[If pet]: This wasn't designed with [Character] in mind. Yet another example of human and more-or-less human favoritism.
- Leave it for now
- [Character]: Use Love Tester (not pet)
Use Love Tester[]
[Character]'s Love Tester rating: [Rating]
Positive Ratings
- HUNKY STUD
- ULTRA BABE
- DATE HAVER
- POWER WAIF
- HANDSOME LAD
- CASANOVA
- CLEOPATRA
Negative Ratings
- FART BUTT
- ICEY WIENER
- SMELLY JERK
- DINGUS
- COLD FISH
- STINK DUDE
- FUTURE SKELETON
Positive Rating (First use)
[Character] feels oddly flattered by this!
[Character]'s Morale +1
The Love Tester makes a terrible grinding noise. Something in it must have broken.
Negative Rating (All subsequent uses)
[Character's Morale < 1]:
- [Composure level 5 or greater]: [Character] ignores his/her strong impulse to smash the machine.
[Character]'s Composure revealed
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- [Otherwise]: [Character] smashes the machine until it stops working!
[Character]'s Composure revealed
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[Character's Morale < 0]
- [Attitude level 5 or greater]: [Character] laughs this off, but a part of him/her dies this day.
[Character]'s Attitude revealed
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- [Otherwise]: [Character] is infuriated by this humiliation!
[Character]'s Morale -1 [Character]'s Attitude revealed
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