DSYP (Don't Shit Your Pants) is a recruitable Rare Character, based on the character from a web game by the same name. He is depicted as a pink, balding man in a white tank top and blue pants.

DSYP can only hold a single weapon. When he is recruited he will by default be wielding a Cardboard Tube. No stats are revealed upon recruitment, but he will always start with 0 Strength, Fitness and Shooting, as well as 3 Wits, Attitude and Composure.

Encounter Text

Upon Encounter

The group finds a man in a bathroom. The man says nothing. He may be upset that you barged into a bathroom, but his face is expressionless. So who knows. He's purple for some reason. Pinkish-purple.

Upon Recruiting

DSYP seems to accept your offer. He didn't say anything or even react at all, except he did get into the car. If he doesn't jump out, then it's a done deal.

If Party is full

You'll need to boot someone else out to make room.


  • "..."
  • "*fart*"
  • DSYP farts.



DSYP finally found a bathroom he could safely poop in.

Special Abilities

DSYP can activate a special 'Fart Attack' which knocks over or kills all zombies in a short radius around him.

The downside to this power is that it can kill him if used too many times. The first two uses will always be safe. After 2 uses, there's a 20% chance of a fart killing him. After 9 uses, the death chance increases to 75%. Certain events (Magazines: Popular after the Apocalypse, Department of Motor Vehicles) can lower his fart total by 5, increasing his chance of survival.


  • In DSYP (the game) if the player types the command 'Fart' it ends up causing the character to shit instead, thus losing the game. DSYP's ability and subsequent death if overused is likely a nod to this.
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