The group finds a radio station. The broadcasting equipment is hooked up to a gas generator with a small amount of fuel left. There's enough power to get out one message to anyone that may hear it.
Who should send the message?
- Siphon generator
The group siphons the gas out of the generator. There wasn't much left, but every little bit helps. The radio station's power shuts down.
[Character] says something along the lines of BARK! or maybe BORK?
Here's hoping it confused a lot of people listening to their radios.
[Character] +1 Morale
[Character] attacks the microphone. The microphone is destroyed! [Character] is very pleased about getting rid of this threat.
[Character] turns the microphone on by accident, then blurts out a lot of embarrassing personal facts. This includes some useful information to bandits, such as location and current amount of supplies.
Grating (low Wits and Attitude)
[Character] repeatedly shrieks COOL IT! into the microphone.
After eleven of these shrieks, the radio equipment shorts out and the generator lights on fire.
[Character] Wits and Attitude revealed [Character] +1 Morale [Rest of party] -2 Morale Cool It! level maxed
Paranoid (high Wits, low Attitude)
[Character] broadcasts a long, breathless rant about how the zombie apocalypse was created by the government.
The project was codenamed PROJECT: DINGUS and the intended goal was to serve as a smokescreen for making jorts* illegal. FINALLY, the truth has been revealed!
*Note: Jorts means 'jean shorts'.
[Character] broadcasts a helpful message:
CIVILIZATION HAS ENDED!
LIE, CHEAT, STEAL GAS FROM TOILETS!
The last line of this tirade is yelled so loud that the microphone emits feedback.
[Character] +2 Morale [Character] Loyalty and Composure revealed [Rest of party] -1 Morale [Rest of party] -1 Loyalty
Low Loyalty, but not Composure[Character] broadcasts a helpful message:
EVERYONE BUT ME...
IS A NERD!
[Character] knows that [his/her] message can save lives, and desperately rattles off as much practical medical knowledge as [he/she] can in a short time.
Maybe this can help someone.
[Character] broadcasts a short impromptu talk show that is a crash course in car repair. It's informative and entertaining.
Maybe this can help someone.
[Character] Mechanical revealed [Character] +1 Morale [Party] +1 Mechanical
[Character] creates an intense radio calisthenics show. Whoever is listening joins in with the exercises.
The total combined sweat from this could fill up a bathtub.
[Character] broadcasts some very effective tips and theories on zombie shooting.
During the show, [he/she] even comes up with some new trick shots.
[Character] reads a poem that [he/she] wrote about how much [he/she] loves being strong.
The Four Spirits of Swoleness hear this sweet poem, and they confer their blessing!
[Character] proudly spouts as much medical knowledge as [he/she] can in a short time.
It's all really bad advice that makes anyone that hears it actually worse off.
[Character] rambles on about repairing sweet cars and 'crafting level 3 lighting-flame-chainsaws' until the power runs out.
Anyone that hears this actually gets worse at repairing things.
[Character] Mechanical revealed [Character] +2 Morale [Rest of party] -1 Mechanical
Charming (high Wits and Attitude)
[Character] can't come up with anything else, so [he/she] sings a song. It's a great performance, sure to become a new post-zombocalyptic hit single!
Does not meet any of the above criteria
[Character] can't think of anything to say, and stays silent even as the power runs out.
[Character] -1 Morale