Jump it, Man! is a driving Event.

Event Text

Suddenly, a GIANT FISSURE erupts across the road ahead.

It's big. Super big. The asphalt buckles on either side, making for a pretty sick ramp.

  • GUN IT
  • Slam on the brakes
  • Bail!



[Character] grabs the wheel and pounds the gas pedal. The car bolts forward, ripping a howling screech into the sky.

Normal speed car

The car makes it over, but sinks like an anvil and smashes into the road. Chunks of metal fly in every direction.

  • Car's chassis takes heavy damage (may be destroyed)

Slow car

The slow car immediately flips upside down and erupts into flames, not even clearing the obstacle.

  • [Party] -2 Health (Lethal)
  • Car is destroyed

Fast car

The car builds up great speed, hits the jump, and sails right over the obstacle!

  • No penalties

Car with rocket boosters

The car builds up incredible speed, hits the jump, and starts flying for awhile due to the rocket boosters! It's exhilarating!

  • [Party] +2 Morale

Slam on the brakes!

[Character] kicks over and slams on the brakes!

50/50 chance of either result happening.

Result #1

The car careens out of control, hurling in a misdirected semi-circle and slams into a chunk of buckled road. The group seems alright but the car is damaged.

  • Car's chassis takes damage

Result #2

The group jams forward, buckling all over the seats and dash like crumpled dolls. The car is fine but everything else hurts like hell.

  • [Party] -1 Health (non-lethal)
  • [Character Slamming the Brakes] -1 Morale


[Character] counts down from three and when they hit one, the group flings open the doors and leaps from the moving car!

Result #1 (95% chance)


  • The car is abandoned and the party starts Walking.
  • [Party members with low Fitness] -1 Health (non-lethal) and Morale

Result #2 (5% chance)

Against all odds, [Character] managed to jump into the open door of a second car! The keys are in the ignition.

SUV:The new car is a sturdy but gas guzzling SUV!
Muscle:It's a fast and easy to repair muscle car!
Hybrid:The new car is a fuel efficient hybrid!

  • Swap to a SUV, a muscle car or a hybrid (chosen randomly)
  • [Party members with low Fitness] -1 Health (non-lethal)
  • [Rest of party] +1 Morale
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