To acquire J*L*B the player must find and recruit Bort, and then either have him die in a mission, or use a charged COOL IT!!! while he is in the party. Both of these actions will cause Bort to transform into J*L*B. Unlike Bort, J*L*B is a muscular, shirtless version of Bort which is much more human in appearance. His right eye is coloured red and he is constantly smiling.
Upon Encounter (Bort's death)
DON'T HAVE.... COW
J*L*B continued to inspire people due to his perfect resemblance to Bart.
J*L*B has a +2 max bonus to Strength and Fitness.
- J*L*B is a reference to the popular YouTube series Monster Factory. In one of the most well-known episodes, Griffin and Justin attempt to recreate Bart Simpson in the game Black Desert Online, with some very humorous and grotesque results. Link to the video.
- J*L*B will sometimes say "EET PANT!" between events. Unlike Bort's between-mission blurb, this does not increase the COOL IT counter.