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Magazines: Popular after the Apocalypse is a common Driving Event in Death Road to Canada.

Event Text

The group tries to loot a grocery store, but it has been picked absolutely clean. [Character] finds a magazine rack and decides to grab one to read.

Pick a magazine:

  • American G*U*N*S
  • Turnkey & Good2Go
  • -cat videos pictures-
  • GIANT FARTS MONTHLY

Results

American G*U*N*S

The magazine is full of gun pictures, gun info, gun tips, and bizarre hyper-patriotic rants. [Character] absorbs all of these things.

Turnkey & Good2Go

This was THE car magazine before society exploded. The insightful articles have a calming effect on [Character].

  • [Character] +1 Mechanical
  • [Character] +1 Composure

-cat videos pictures-

It's just what the title says, just pictures of cat videos. It was pointless in better times, but got really popular after the internet went down.

Character is a dog

[Character] is COMPLETELY DEMORALIZED by reading this! It fills them with rage!

Character is a cat

[Character] is COMPLETELY INTRIGUED by this magazine! They consider how tiny the cats of old were!

  • [Character] +4 Morale

Otherwise

  • [Character] +2 Morale
  • [Character] +1 Attitude

GIANT FARTS MONTHLY

This weird choice of reading offends the others. Undeterred, [Character] kicks back and reads Giant Farts Monthly.

Character is DSYP

It teaches him a lot about farting safely, and it will now be harder for him to poop his pants.

  • [DSYP] -5 Fart total
  • [DSYP] -1 Attitude
  • [Everyone else] -1 Morale

Otherwise

It turns out to be a dry medical journal with a misleading name.

  • [Character] +1 Medical
  • [Character] -1 Attitude
  • [Everyone else] -1 Morale
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