About[]
Sir Boney or The Skeleton Knight is a rare Trader and recruitable Rare Character in Death Road to Canada, added in the March 2017 BRAINSTEM update. He is a skeleton wearing a full suit of plate armour, minus the helmet.
He can be randomly found at Trader Camps, where he will sell skeleton-themed weapons. He can also be recruited by telling him to COOL IT!!! with a full charge. His Strength and Fitness are revealed upon recruitment. Additionally, he starts with 5 Vitality and 0 Loyalty, though his Loyalty is not revealed.
Encounter Text[]
Upon Encounter[]
It's an animated skeleton, wearing plate armor.
I also hate zombies. They're coated in skin and flesh. It's disgusting!
I'll sell you some of my spare weapons, if it pleaseth you.
[Character] tells him to COOL IT[]
Human: [Character] tells the skeletal knight to COOL IT.
Pet: [Character] farts on the skeleton knight's bone pile.
Uncharged[]
YOU COOLETH IT! YOU COOLETH IT!!
The heavily armed knight threatens to send the group to the BONE ZONE
The group is forced to flee the trader camp!
- [Character] Wits and Attitude revealed
Charged COOL IT!!![]
His skull makes rapid creaking noises. Laughter?
I haven't heard a jape like that in ten centuries!
- Sir Boney joins the party
- [Character] Wits and Attitude revealed
Buy 5 Bomb Skulls (5 Food)[]
The group buys 5 Bomb Skulls!
These skulls art enchanted with devastating SKULL POWER!
Buy Gladius (15 Food)[]
The group buys the skeleton's shortsword!
This gladius is a great sword, yet I never liked it becauseth it's not skull themed.
Buy Skull Hammer (25 Food)[]
The group buys the SKULL HAMMER.
Beholdeth the incredible destructive power of my spare SKULL HAMMER.
Ask why he needs food (Only available when under 5 Food)[]
[Character] asks the skeleton why it needs food.
Because I eat it, you dinguseth!
- [Party Leader] -1 Morale
Quotes[]
- "These zombies are nothing. I lived through the Goblin Wars!"
- "I can't believe I'm doing mercenary work again."
- "Secret skeleton knight tip: I got my armor from a Renaissance Faire."
- "What do you mean how do I talk? How do YOU talk?"
- "If it was a skeleton apocalypse, we'd have destroyed Canada by now."
- "I wonder why skeletons lost to zombies in movie popularity."
- "You know what I never see anymore? Mummies."
- "How skeleton currency works is 3 bronze coins is a bone. 13 bones is a dollar."
- "Urg, my arthritis."
- "When are we going to loot a dungeon?"
- "When you've lived as long as me, you realize the importance of good socks."
- "We should get some horses."
- "I had a skeletal horse awhile back. Much better than a car."
- "I think we'll make it. I feel it in my bones."
- "*rattles*"
- "My future goal is that I see myself as a disembodied clacking skull."
Upon death[]
- "I'M BONED!"
Epilogue[]
"Perfect! I can terrorize way more humans here!"
Sir Boney dug out a sweet monster-filled dungeon. It had orcs and goblins and traps. Nice!
Trivia[]
- The pile of bones Sir Boney spawns with will always have a free Bomb Skull in it.
- If you win with Sir Boney you will earn the I Hate Skeletons cheevo.