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Sir Boney or The Skeleton Knight is a rare Trader and recruitable Rare Character in Death Road to Canada, added in the March 2017 BRAINSTEM update. He is a skeleton wearing a full suit of plate armour, minus the helmet.

He can be randomly found at Trader Camps, where he will sell skeleton-themed weapons. He can also be recruited by telling him to COOL IT!!! with a full charge. His Strength and Fitness are revealed upon recruitment. Additionally, he starts with 5 Vitality and 0 Loyalty, though his Loyalty is not revealed.

Encounter Text[]

Upon Encounter[]

It's an animated skeleton, wearing plate armor.

I also hate zombies. They're coated in skin and flesh. It's disgusting!

I'll sell you some of my spare weapons, if it pleaseth you.

[Character] tells him to COOL IT[]

Human: [Character] tells the skeletal knight to COOL IT.
Pet: [Character] farts on the skeleton knight's bone pile.

Uncharged[]

YOU COOLETH IT! YOU COOLETH IT!!

The heavily armed knight threatens to send the group to the BONE ZONE

The group is forced to flee the trader camp!

  • [Character] Wits and Attitude revealed

Charged COOL IT!!![]

His skull makes rapid creaking noises. Laughter?

I haven't heard a jape like that in ten centuries!

  • Sir Boney joins the party
  • [Character] Wits and Attitude revealed

Buy 5 Bomb Skulls (5 Food)[]

The group buys 5 Bomb Skulls!

These skulls art enchanted with devastating SKULL POWER!

Buy Gladius (15 Food)[]

The group buys the skeleton's shortsword!

This gladius is a great sword, yet I never liked it becauseth it's not skull themed.

Buy Skull Hammer (25 Food)[]

The group buys the SKULL HAMMER.

Beholdeth the incredible destructive power of my spare SKULL HAMMER.

Ask why he needs food (Only available when under 5 Food)[]

[Character] asks the skeleton why it needs food.

Because I eat it, you dinguseth!

  • [Party Leader] -1 Morale

Quotes[]

  • "These zombies are nothing. I lived through the Goblin Wars!"
  • "I can't believe I'm doing mercenary work again."
  • "Secret skeleton knight tip: I got my armor from a Renaissance Faire."
  • "What do you mean how do I talk? How do YOU talk?"
  • "If it was a skeleton apocalypse, we'd have destroyed Canada by now."
  • "I wonder why skeletons lost to zombies in movie popularity."
  • "You know what I never see anymore? Mummies."
  • "How skeleton currency works is 3 bronze coins is a bone. 13 bones is a dollar."
  • "Urg, my arthritis."
  • "When are we going to loot a dungeon?"
  • "When you've lived as long as me, you realize the importance of good socks."
  • "We should get some horses."
  • "I had a skeletal horse awhile back. Much better than a car."
  • "I think we'll make it. I feel it in my bones."
  • "*rattles*"
  • "My future goal is that I see myself as a disembodied clacking skull."

Upon death[]

  • "I'M BONED!"

Epilogue[]

"Perfect! I can terrorize way more humans here!"

Sir Boney dug out a sweet monster-filled dungeon. It had orcs and goblins and traps. Nice!

Trivia[]

  • The pile of bones Sir Boney spawns with will always have a free Bomb Skull in it.
  • If you win with Sir Boney you will earn the I Hate Skeletons cheevo.
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