The Dinkdoor: Door of Dinks is a common driving event in Death Road to Canada.
Event Text[]
The group comes across a house by the road. It's locked.
While trying to smash the door down, a voice calls out:
HEY LEAVE MY DOOR ALONE YOU DINKS
- Try to recruit
- [Random Character]: I'M NOT A DINK
- [Irritating Character] tells them to COOL IT
Results[]
Try to Recruit[]
FINE, whatever!
The door opens and [Character] comes out.
- Character joins team
- Character will always have low Wits and Attitude, giving them the Grating (or Irritating) stat combo. Those stats will be revealed upon recruitment. They will always be holding an Otaku Katana.
Full party[]
YOU GOT LIKE A BILLION PEOPLE.
GO AWAY.
You'll have to clear a spot if you want this annoying person.
- Player is given the option to leave the character behind, or kick someone out to make room
If a character in the party has the Paranoid stat combo[]
[Character 2] judges their character...
OR
[Character 2] sizes up their skills...
- [Character]'s Strength, Fitness, Shooting, Medical and Mechanical revealed
[Character]: I'M NOT A DINK[]
YOU ARE AN ESPECIALLY HUGE DINK.
YOU DINK.
[Character] is infuriated and smashes on the door for a while. The group ends up leaving shortly after.
- [Character] -1 Attitude
- [Character] -1 Composure
- [Character] Attitude and Composure revealed
[Character] tells them to COOL IT[]
If human: [Character 2] tells the voice to COOL IT.
If animal: [Character 2] farts on the locked door.
- [Character 2] Wits and Attitude revealed
Success (charged COOL IT!!!)[]
HHHHHHHHEY! YOU'RE ALRIGHT!
Full party
YOU HAVE TOO MANY PEOPLE, THOUGH.
The door stays shut unless you get rid of someone.
- Player is given the option to leave the character behind, or kick someone out to make room
Otherwise
OK, I'M IN!
The door opens and [Character] comes out.
- Character joins team
- This works the same as recruiting the character normally.
Failure[]
SAY IT, DON'T SPRAY IT! I HATE ANNOYING PEOPLE!
The voice refuses to open the door, and the group ends up leaving.