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The Weapon Fanatic is a Trader that can be found in Trader Camps. She sells a variety of powerful Weapons. Each of the items she sells can only be purchased once.

The Weapon Fanatic can not be robbed. If you interact with her with under 5 food she will give you a Molotov for free, to 'promote zombie destruction'. If you have a Charming character in the party, she will give 40 gas with any purchase.

Encounter Text[]

Upon Encounter[]

A particularly intense looking woman offers to sell you a spare weapon. I only carry the BEST stuff!

She starts her chainsaw and revs it a few times to emphasize this.

Not enough food[]

This isn't enough food to buy anything! The trader gives a free molotov to the group, just to promote zombie destruction.

Buy 2 Molotovs (5 Food)[]

The group buys a couple of molotov cocktails.

A little fire can go a long way!

Buy 5 Molotovs (10 Food)[]

The group buys five molotov cocktails.

When in doubt, burn it all down!!

Buy 8 Molotovs (15 Food)[]

The group buys eight molotov cocktails.

Don't use them all in one place!

Buy Parking Meter (10 Food)[]

The group buys a parking meter? It's very heavy.

We ripped this out of the ground! That's how we can pass the savings on to you!

Buy Chainsaw (20 Food)[]

The group buys a chainsaw! It converts spare gas into zombie destruction.

Hahaha! PERFECT! Rip them all apart!

Buy Flamethrower (40 Food)[]

The group buys a flamethrower! Try not to shoot your team members with it.

Aaaaaaa! Looks GREAT on you!!

Charming character in the party[]

The trader falls for [Character]'s charm and gives extra!

COOL IT[]

If human: [Character] tells the fanatical woman to COOL IT.
If animal: [Character] says the phrase COOL IT by farting! Amazing!

Success (fully charged COOL IT!!!)[]

Fanatic successful COOL IT

Successful COOL IT dialogue, including an odd symbol in one of the lines

She's delighted by this, somehow. WHOA! WHOAAAAAAA!

The trader gives [Character] 7 molotovs and a free chainsaw.

Failure[]

The weapons trader is infuriated by this.

COOL IT? COOL IT??! LOSERS COOL IT!!

The group realizes that this was a pretty bad idea! The trader revs up her chainsaw!

  • [Character] -2 Health (lethal)
  • [Rest of party] -1 Health (lethal)
  • [Party] -3 Morale

Trivia[]

  • The Weapon Barterer's successful COOL IT dialogue does not display properly. This is because one of the spaces in the dialogue is not a space, but rather a whitespace character, which is displayed as a different symbol by the game.
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