The Weapon Fanatic is a Trader that can be found in Trader Camps. She sells a variety of powerful Weapons. Each of the items she sells can only be purchased once.
The Weapon Fanatic can not be robbed. If you interact with her with under 5 food she will give you a Molotov for free, to 'promote zombie destruction'. If you have a Charming character in the party, she will give 40 gas with any purchase.
Encounter Text[]
Upon Encounter[]
A particularly intense looking woman offers to sell you a spare weapon. I only carry the BEST stuff!
She starts her chainsaw and revs it a few times to emphasize this.
Not enough food[]
This isn't enough food to buy anything! The trader gives a free molotov to the group, just to promote zombie destruction.
Buy 2 Molotovs (5 Food)[]
The group buys a couple of molotov cocktails.
A little fire can go a long way!
Buy 5 Molotovs (10 Food)[]
The group buys five molotov cocktails.
When in doubt, burn it all down!!
Buy 8 Molotovs (15 Food)[]
The group buys eight molotov cocktails.
Don't use them all in one place!
Buy Parking Meter (10 Food)[]
The group buys a parking meter? It's very heavy.
We ripped this out of the ground! That's how we can pass the savings on to you!
Buy Chainsaw (20 Food)[]
The group buys a chainsaw! It converts spare gas into zombie destruction.
Hahaha! PERFECT! Rip them all apart!
Buy Flamethrower (40 Food)[]
The group buys a flamethrower! Try not to shoot your team members with it.
Aaaaaaa! Looks GREAT on you!!
Charming character in the party[]
The trader falls for [Character]'s charm and gives extra!
- +40 Gasoline
COOL IT[]
If human: [Character] tells the fanatical woman to COOL IT.
If animal: [Character] says the phrase COOL IT by farting! Amazing!
Success (fully charged COOL IT!!!)[]
She's delighted by this, somehow. WHOA! WHOAAAAAAA!
The trader gives [Character] 7 molotovs and a free chainsaw.
Failure[]
The weapons trader is infuriated by this.
COOL IT? COOL IT??! LOSERS COOL IT!!
The group realizes that this was a pretty bad idea! The trader revs up her chainsaw!
- [Character] -2 Health (lethal)
- [Rest of party] -1 Health (lethal)
- [Party] -3 Morale
Trivia[]
- The Weapon Barterer's successful COOL IT dialogue does not display properly. This is because one of the spaces in the dialogue is not a space, but rather a whitespace character, which is displayed as a different symbol by the game.